Jackson has rejoined the group chat.

Housekeeping, because people have asked.

Jackson — the nephew who left the family group chat the day the Wildbush Landscaping logo dropped — is back. He rejoined quietly, the way you slip back into a party you swore you were leaving. No announcement. No apology. Just, one day, a thumbs-up reaction on somebody's message, and there he was.

He now wants a hat.

I want to be clear about the terms. He does not get one for free. Leaving the group chat over a joke and returning once that joke became a brand with a storefront does not qualify a person for complimentary merchandise. It qualifies a person to pay retail like everyone else. We love him. He pays full price.

This is, in a small way, the whole Wildbush thing. You can be scandalized by us on Tuesday and one of us by Friday. The door's open. The laugh is how you find it. Bring your card.